July 2nd

Today is a beautiful, funny, and special persons birthday!

Someone: hey it’s a special day
Other someone: what do you mean

Someone: it’s july 2nd someone special has a birthday today

Other someone: oh okay happy birthday!

by Blueberry21 November 12, 2019

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fourth of july

The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.

police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.

by ouirewoi July 04, 2007

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July 27

The day of the person with a big ass butt

Damn your bday is on July 27? No wonder you got a big butt

by ucansuckpp November 01, 2019

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July 19th

The day where you can get drunk as hell and kiss anyone you’d like

Them: What did you do today?

You: I got drunk ass hell and kissed some bitch on the side walk cause it’s July 19th.

by Rootbeerlover22 June 09, 2019

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July 28th

National ask someone out day. Do you have a crush? This is the day to ask them out.

Muse A: Yo, you see that girl over there? I've had a crush on her for the longest time!
Muse B: Go ask her out, it is July 28th! National ask someone out day!

by Luckymicky October 18, 2019

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