Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022

Heard Faced

When a person admits to shitting their own pants while drunk.

“I was so heard faced last night, I literally shit my pants!”

by Douchydev September 03, 2023

Lloyd Heard

A big booty dude with cool dreads who laughs a lot and has really white teeth

Lloyd Heard has such a big butt

by White Boy Carl May 24, 2023

Heard/hearding

Heard/hearding

Noun & adjective

To poop. Or already going poop

"Yo man you ready for the club? ... yeah man, just lemme *Heard* real quick."

"Been hearding all morning and my ass is sore"

"I headed the bed last night"

Heard/hearding

by MusicGuy275 May 29, 2022

Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )

a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)

by fed lem March 26, 2020

Phone Heard

When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.

I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.

by ozzyag March 21, 2018

Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal asbcesses.

Homonoid: Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025