Dutch Goodbye

When you leave the party early because you have been roasted relentlessly, only to immediately return with a weird boner and hover awkwardly while it resumes.

"Thought we finally cracked him, but my guy pulled a Dutch Goodbye"

by Iqbal Achieve April 8, 2024

Goodbye's (The Saddest Word)

A song by Celine Dion which means alot to me because I don't know what I would do without my mum. She's helped me get where I am today and she's the only one I have left. If I lose her, I have nobody.

Goodbye's (The Saddest Word) is my favourite Celine Dion song and also one of my favourite songs of all time

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024

Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye

I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there

by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024

Western Goodbye

When you are too busy kissing a cowboy to notice what is going on around you.

I was giving a Western goodbye. - EP

by BossyBoi March 13, 2024

Brazilian goodbye

Similar to the “Irish goodbye” but in addition to leaving the party without saying goodbye you also call the cops on the party

“Fuck those guys. Time to hit the Brazilian goodbye

by Farkus dee March 27, 2024

Jesus Goodbye

When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.

Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks

by SausageTunnel March 31, 2024