When you are such a fucking SIMP that even your girlfriend thinks that you are weird and refuses to hang out with you. This is also when you lie about revising six hours a day and still fail your exams. This is a word that can only describe the utter uselessness of someone.
by Elia is fat March 24, 2020

by swaggydani May 17, 2021

that kid that sits at the front of the bus and picks his boogers and eats it
in other words mamas boy...
boggers minecraft
in other words mamas boy...
boggers minecraft
by isoot September 10, 2016

by lilnasxlover January 6, 2022

A character from the Magnus Archives, a horror podcast. The head of the Magnus Institute. His entire personality is based on being an omniscient asshole
Side character 1: Elias Bouchard somehow knew exactly how my aunt died
Side character 2: Yeah, you get used to it, eventually
Side character 2: Yeah, you get used to it, eventually
by LW2001 November 20, 2023

elias is a sexc boy/man freaky horny fuck & likes turning you on and has good dick &there athletic &talll
hey girl i had sex with elias and he had the best dick ever
girl that boy elias i told uu about he turned me on the most
girl that boy elias i told uu about he turned me on the most
by eliassss July 18, 2022

The most legendary user on stan twitter. Everyone wishes to have an ounce of his impact. He stans Taylor, Ariana, BTS, and Adele! The most tasteful user EVER! He's so kind and thoughtful...he never makes fun of anyone and he's so unproblemtic! His mutuals need to take notes.
Person 1: have u heard of Elias Swift?
Person 2: Duh?? He's like the most LEGENDARY user on Twitter i-
Person 2: Duh?? He's like the most LEGENDARY user on Twitter i-
by user9611 February 17, 2019
