Procurement dickhead

A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.

Gee, Michelle and Duane keep stuffing this up, they are such procurement dickheads.

by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024

Dickhead

A walking penis capable of semi-intelligent speech.

Shanice: Godammit man you're such a dickhead!
Demetrius: Well then I'm the biggest cock you'll ever see!

by El Rey de los Memes Dankó August 7, 2014

dickhead

you.

“omg the person reading this is a dickhead”
😜😜😜

by pussyeater.con October 15, 2022

Dickhead

Acting like or resembling Gary Tompkins

Fuck you, you fuckin dickhead

by Brad Doug September 18, 2025

Dickhead

Something South Philly guys call people during arguments.

Guy: Yo! You out here drawin. Real talk.
Other guy: Mind ya business dickhead.

by @freak31_sp March 25, 2017

Dickhead

A person who takes a piss and a dump on the toilet seat and doesn't flush.

Declan is such a dickhead

by kaodeanm October 20, 2020

dickhead

It means his teeny weeny brain is inside his dick. He uses his dick not his head to think properly.

1st person: Why is he sleeping around and cheating on his girlfirend?

2nd person: Because he is a dickhead!!!

by Tutsyroll December 30, 2020