– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
by Ace42 November 13, 2011
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either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
by Sexydimma April 7, 2021
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The uncanny connection between Urban Dictionary word of the day and something going on in your life or something you just heard about from several unrelated people, or something you've been trying to express but didnt have a word for.
Also the unseen powerful all knowing deity that controls that kind of thing in cyberspace.
Also the unseen powerful all knowing deity that controls that kind of thing in cyberspace.
" OMG I was just like talking to MBF about Sex In the City and shopping when she told me the word of the day was shoe whore!
I am so there!!"
OMG the Cosmic Udic!
I am so there!!"
OMG the Cosmic Udic!
by lynnyoga October 11, 2009
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Get the Kid Cosmic mug.Super Cosmic rays are a rarer form of powerful high-energy radiation that originates from outside our solar system. When they reach Earth, the rays collide with particles in the upper atmosphere to produce a “shower” of particles, including muons.
"Hey professor those are just Cosmic Rays right?"
"No Jake these are Super Cosmic Rays, they are far more powerful and dangerous to the Earth's atmosphere, it's a good thing that rays this powerful don't originate on our planet.
"No Jake these are Super Cosmic Rays, they are far more powerful and dangerous to the Earth's atmosphere, it's a good thing that rays this powerful don't originate on our planet.
by jollyjoy00 August 30, 2021
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Dude 2: “Yes, but where the fuck is Luigi at in Good Egg?”
Dude 2: “Yes, but where the fuck is Luigi at in Good Egg?”
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Get the Super Mario Galaxy: Cosmic Chaos mug.A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
by Sexydimma August 13, 2016
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