The act of inserting the head of one's penis into another person's anus and then pulling it out with fecal matter.
Randall will no longer perform anal sex on his girlfriend after pulling out a chocolate cupcake the other night.
by meaty14 August 30, 2009
A term used by Marine Grunts to refer to Al-Asad Air Base, Iraq. The Air base located in an extremely remote area of Al-Anbar Province where POG's of every service stay in air conditioned trailers, eat steak and lobster regularly, shower regularly, it has a swimming pool, movie theater, subway, burger king, pizza hut, massage parlor, salon, PX, and bus service.
Army POG-"hey marines how about you put on some clean cammies and shower before you come into the chow hall"
Salty Marine Grunt-"oh, we were actually just wondering where the "camp cupcake" ferris wheel is"
Army POG-"im a Sergeant First Class so how about you show some respect"
Salty Marine Grunt-"well Sergeant First Class, we are actually the ones fighting the war here...so "tactfully" go fuck yourself!"
Salty Marine Grunt-"oh, we were actually just wondering where the "camp cupcake" ferris wheel is"
Army POG-"im a Sergeant First Class so how about you show some respect"
Salty Marine Grunt-"well Sergeant First Class, we are actually the ones fighting the war here...so "tactfully" go fuck yourself!"
by gruntoif3 January 05, 2010
Known for being the most horrifying, disturbing My Little Pony fanfiction ever. Was first posted on 4Chan, then posted on a website called Equestria Daily.
In this fanfiction, Rainbowdash (A character from the popular show My Little Pony: Friendship is magic) goes to see Pinkie Pie (Another character) of whom has told her they were going to do something fun together. Pinkie Pie then proceeds to explain they're going to make Cupcakes.
Upon finding this out, Rainbowdash is force-fed a cupcake that puts her into a deep sleep. When she wakes up, she's tied with her legs spread open. Pinkie Pie then proceeds to cut her friend open in intimate detail, and after she dies bakes her into cupcakes of which she feeds to her friends.
In this fanfiction, Rainbowdash (A character from the popular show My Little Pony: Friendship is magic) goes to see Pinkie Pie (Another character) of whom has told her they were going to do something fun together. Pinkie Pie then proceeds to explain they're going to make Cupcakes.
Upon finding this out, Rainbowdash is force-fed a cupcake that puts her into a deep sleep. When she wakes up, she's tied with her legs spread open. Pinkie Pie then proceeds to cut her friend open in intimate detail, and after she dies bakes her into cupcakes of which she feeds to her friends.
Bronie: Dude have you read the Cupcakes Fanfiction?
Bronie 2: Yeah, and I still am too scared to eat a cupcake!
Bronie 2: Yeah, and I still am too scared to eat a cupcake!
by Buni-Chan June 12, 2011
by Frank Stallion July 28, 2008
similar to a pearl necklace but limited to the face/head; also known as a facial but not as derogative and also encompasses ones face and hair.
by Gummer Stumps August 23, 2010
A euphemism for not getting any sex, and possibly doing another activity (ie: stress baking) to relieve the stress of celibacy.
Cindy: What's up, Jon?
Jon: Just hanging out, baking cupcakes.
Cindy: Oh, I love cupcakes! Save me some!
Jon: That's not what I...oh, never mind. Wanna do it?
Cindy: Not really
Jon: Then I guess I'll keep baking cupcakes.
Jon: Just hanging out, baking cupcakes.
Cindy: Oh, I love cupcakes! Save me some!
Jon: That's not what I...oh, never mind. Wanna do it?
Cindy: Not really
Jon: Then I guess I'll keep baking cupcakes.
by failboy September 20, 2009
The combination of both muffin top and camel toe. Often found in the high-deserts of California. Usually involves stretch pants or denim purchased at Walmart.
by ajrnlaw January 16, 2010