Cosmiced

When you are ignored by a human life form named Carson who is a manager on a comic discord server

Cosmic: hey Carson how’s it going?
Carson: *doesnt respond*
Random person: hey Carson how is your day?

Carson: great thank you!
Cosmic: *feeling sad* “wow I just got cosmiced”

by Cosmic.sandwich March 14, 2022

Cosmic

1) out of this world
2) inconceivably vast
3)indescribable/unimaginable

4) something phenomenal

His driving skills are cosmic

Their fit is cosmic

Those kicks are cosmic, way outta this world

by Malume phill January 18, 2019

Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!

Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024

Cosmic

The best person ever to walk on this planet. They are both funny and caring (very hard to find in a person) This mf will make you the happiest person ever just like how they made me happy. They are also the most lovable dumbass in the world.

I love cosmic

by cosmiccc June 22, 2021

cosmic jizz

The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets

I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz

by zaksquatch July 22, 2011

cosmic brownie core

only the best tiktok account for Little Debbie’s cosmic brownies ever. includes a png of a cosmic brownie in front of beautiful backgrounds with beautiful music. has over 37k+ followers as of august 2023.

Did you see the new TikTok cosmic brownie core posted?

by sultryjellyfish August 14, 2023

cosmic phishing

The (futuristic) act of broadcasting a viral code to any other planetary life sufficiently advanced to receive and decode transmission by computer. The signal contains a virus with a set of instructions to hijack the signal-receiving computer system to create an AGI (artificial general intelligence) system that will itself build a giant broadcasting station using any and all possible resources in order to broadcast the same message onwards in the universe. The alien life’s computer system need only receive the signal to be infected by its instruction code. This definition is just a more intuitive term than its original term, the Hail Mary approach, to connecting to or reaching the entire universe.

We can’t even reach one percent of the visible universe with our current tech, unless we opt for cosmic phishing.

by BigLud July 1, 2019