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barneys ultimate buttsex machine

when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole
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barneys ultimate buttsex machine

It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.
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sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.
The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.
by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009
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barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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barney moment

damn that's a barney moment for sure.
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barney

Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club).

From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.
"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"

"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."

stage 5 clinger clinger
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Barney Rubble

Stale weed, an almost dusted bowl, or an almost empty bag of weed that just has a few crumbs left
Stale weed or an almost dusted bowl.

This weed must be pretty old it tastes super Barney.
You might get another hit off this bowl, it’s all Barney rubble.

All that’s left of that ounce we bought is a half a bowl of Barney rubble.
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