poser

A person who tries being someone they aren't for social acceptance, and is always rejected by the cool kids.
1. Irma tried being like his friends Ryan R and Josh, who dressed and talked black, because they were. Irma began hanging out with them and copying their style right down to their socks, although he felt awkward and looked like an idiot. When he finally realized this, three years later, he tried being preppy like his friends Jim and Ryan W, but couldn't fit in with them either because he wasn't a prep.
2. Irma began watching MTV and BET and was influenced right away. He lived in a rich, crime-free, white collar neighborhood, but tried acting as though he were from the ghettoes of southwest Detroit. He wore baggy Girbaud jeans, a wave cap, and white tees down to his knees, although he looked retarded.

Irma: You are Asian. Black kids don't try to be Asian so why do you try to be black? You are a geek, face it. Popular kids don't try being geeks so why try being a popular kid?

Just be your ownself, you poser
by Truth88Max December 20, 2006
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1. The incorrect spelling of poseur.

2. (lit.) Somebody who poses, ie. a model. This term is not used as an insult.
1. Don't forget the "u", dammit!

2. Naomi Campbell is a poser. She poses for pictures and fashion shoots all the time.
by redhed311 September 28, 2005
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Anyone who is a devoted listener to any of the following:

Disco
Metal
New Wave
Rap
Techno
Alternative
Grunge
Nu Metal
Old Metal
Any Metal
Emo
anything with "core" in it's description
acapella boy bands
Pop Whores or Divas
Anyone who's "goth" (especially fans of heavy metal and their shit taste in music (trendy fags)


The fact is that "good music" can come in any form but you trendy fucks just like to latch onto the latest trends and don't even really give a fuck what you are listening to as long as you "think" you are cool or "in".All you fuckin fashionistas should be shot!
poser poser poser....FUCK fashion and FUCK Music videos!
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The name poseurs use to make themselves look cool.

Too bad they can't spell for shit.
"LyKe OmG U r SuCh A PoSeR"-Poser

"Umm? Yeah... Sure...Faggot"-Innocent Nobody.
by meandyourmomplottingyourdemise February 24, 2005
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Poser is anyone who dresses and acts like someone they saw or heard and liked. This definition includes almost everyone. Posers tend to associate with other posers they feel afinity with, and diss anyone else that doesn't fit their pose! Almost everyone in highschool is a poser. Almost everyone in highschool is a follower, and that makes him/her a poser. A poser is anyone who, although dressing and acting as their posing buddies, still dresses properly for Thanksgiving or Christmas. A poser is someone who, by the age of 21 or 22 (some later), forgets all the shit that they used to say and believe in, but never questioned. Posers are well brought-up middle class kids, with enough money to spend on whatever they want. Posers have space for rent...in their heads. You can dress all you like, hear all you want, but USE YOUR FUCKING BRAINS!!!
Whatever the hell you probably though off in a moment of clarity... looking at you and some other poser
by Viriato October 04, 2006
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see anyone who is gothic or uses the word POSER,LOL, PPL, l8r, U, UR,TYPES ALL IN CAPS, or doesn't eat meat.
the 100,000 people out there that say because they're goth they are diffrent but dont realize that because they are goths they aren't unique or diffrent. Don't use the word poser ever!
by forsakenspirit22@aol.com December 24, 2005
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POSERS

people that want to make me quit skating
i fucking hate posers like blink 182 cause they fucking suck ass that have no talent with thir insturmentsexept for the drummer
by Expose_yourself_to_kids June 03, 2005
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