heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.
by sloppysally May 17, 2011
a deliciously cheap can of dip, also known as grizzly wintergreen. can be found in many convenience strores in the midwest.
John: "Hey, you headin' to the store?"
Joe: "Yeah."
John: "Grab me a can of Grazzle McDazzle Green."
Joe: "Gimme two bucks."
Joe: "Yeah."
John: "Grab me a can of Grazzle McDazzle Green."
Joe: "Gimme two bucks."
by Officer McNaughty September 21, 2005
The art of blowing your snot from your nose into a womens vagina or anus for added lubrication. Once the "Snot Rocket" is in place you then ram your penis in to one of her holes creating a Green Cheese Slam.
(Huband) Hey Hunny you seem a little dry this evening, do you mind if we try a The Green Cheese Slam? (Wife) sure baby
by P-Sun Entertaiment November 19, 2015
Used to describe something that is almost cool but leaves you hanging; a let-down.
This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.
This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.
Matthew: What did you guys think about that concert?
Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.
Oli: Purr…
Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.
Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.
Oli: Purr…
Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.
by TigerTerp February 24, 2022
The "Green Bay Packers" are an American football team whose fans typically engage in revisionist history, drunken delusions and bizarre rituals of idolatry. Located in a largely ignored, economically desolate part of the state of Wisconsin, they provide a significant source of entertainment to the inebriate fans and their retarded offspring, sadly impaired by their parent's alchohol abuse. If you go to Wisconsin, you will find Packer fans who actually claim credit for several world titles before the creation of the league, or before the team name was even attached to Green Bay, or the state of Wisconsin, for that matter. They will not recall the 25- year period before 1992 when they made the league playoffs only twice, with a record of 1-2. They have also quickly forgotten that their star quarterback begged to be traded to the Minnesota Vikings before he was unceremoniously dumped by front office management on the troubled New York Jets. Wisconsin has the highest rates of alchoholism in the nation, and the highest concentration of Green Bay Packer fans as well. Coincidence? You decide...
An example of Packer fan hyperbole: "The Green Bay Packers have won 137 total titles" says the inebriate Packer fan, just before being placed in the Detox van.
by Furry Warmbath September 28, 2008
I ate that old whip cream and it gave me the green apples.
I had the green apple squrits i didnt make it to the the rest room so i shit in the bed.
I had the green apple squrits i didnt make it to the the rest room so i shit in the bed.
by michael October 27, 2003
Shoving a green dry erase marker up someone's ass leaving a scary green monster mark on their rectum.
Steve:"Hey guess what."
Matt:"What?"
Steve:"Green monster time!"
Matt:"Oh god! Not my rectum!OOOHHHH!NNOOOOOO! It's so scary!"
Matt:"What?"
Steve:"Green monster time!"
Matt:"Oh god! Not my rectum!OOOHHHH!NNOOOOOO! It's so scary!"
by squall leonhart June 29, 2006