National Kick Aden Day

October 23rd is National kick Aden day. A day to kick anyone that has the name Aden or a name close to it.

A: ow why did you kick me
M: Because your name is Aden, it’s national kick Aden day

by crispygetsbits October 23, 2020

National send nudes week

One more reason to send nudes to your significant other. Exactly like April 18th but a week long and usually from the 22nd to the 30th of April.

Yo it’s national send nudes week

by Laura667733 April 23, 2019

National Infinite Rizz Day

yummy rizz everyone gets infinite rizz for just today

I love national infinite rizz day

by dogfucker9000 December 31, 2022

National Hate Nick Day

Every February 3rd you have to hate on anyone named Nick.

Hey is your name Nick? Yea well its National Hate Nick Day, so fuck you I hate you

by Sterm Meister Meister Sterm February 3, 2023

National lesbian sweatpants day

October 15th every year. Is national lesbian sweatpants day. Every lesbian is required to wear sweatpants this day and all straights are banned from wearing sweatpants on this day.

Dude: hey look at that fine specimen over there
Gurl: look at what she’s wearing. Do you know what day it is? It’s National lesbian sweatpants day. That right there is MY fine lesbian specimen.

by that_one_lesbian_03 October 20, 2019

national shave pussy day

it’s september 8th, shave that puss!!

what day is it?

well i’ll be, it’s national shave pussy day!!

by meepmeepmf145 September 8, 2021

National Chocolate Milk Day

September 27th
The day of the year in which the most chocolate milk should be consumed by any individual.

"Hey, it's September 27th! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!"
"Shucks, thanks Bobby! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day to yourself!"

by Nahyma September 28, 2013