Bob is adorable
by TheSassyChick December 31, 2018
Get the Bobmug. Teasing people in group chats who never respond with something irrestible, than pulling a bait & switch.
“Why did Hill cross the road?”
“1”
“None of my business. Hills a grown ass woman and I don’t need to know all the details of her life. Furthermore, I trust her judgement. She could have been buying groceries for all I care. Or better yet perhaps it’s a Norwegian tradition. But at the end of the day, I think we should ALL respect each others privacy!!”
“Love it! Def not Clickbait-Bob”
“Actually, that was textbook Clickbait-Bob!”
“1”
“None of my business. Hills a grown ass woman and I don’t need to know all the details of her life. Furthermore, I trust her judgement. She could have been buying groceries for all I care. Or better yet perhaps it’s a Norwegian tradition. But at the end of the day, I think we should ALL respect each others privacy!!”
“Love it! Def not Clickbait-Bob”
“Actually, that was textbook Clickbait-Bob!”
by Clickbait-Bob January 28, 2019
Get the Clickbait-Bobmug. My neighbours wifi or hotspot we don't know.
Its 2am my WiFi stops working so I connect to my hot spot (my WiFis shitty pls ignore me) and we saw that.
Its 2am my WiFi stops working so I connect to my hot spot (my WiFis shitty pls ignore me) and we saw that.
by Marzwasherez April 3, 2023
Get the bob blob blobbingmug. 
A tall man who hasn’t showered in a decade, he reeks of pure piss and shit and festers in his own stench all day long, his long greasy hair could oil a pan if he wringed it hard enough, he wears the same clothes everyday covered in shit and tea stain, his teeth are non existent and the few he has are black from all the asses he’s scranned in his day
by CDEEZ81 October 12, 2023
Get the Smelly bobmug. So ya see anyyyone who’s name is bob is the most hot person to ever live, but no one can even stand to be near the hotness of the bob I know cuz he be too hot. BOB IS HOTTTTT!!! (But sadly, he has died, well technically I broke up with him and then threw him away and then someone adopted him and took him home but the next day their friend KILLED HIM!!!). *sadness* but anyway, to wrap it all up, all bob be hot, just not as hot as the one I know.
Person a: Damnnnn that guy over there be smoakin
Person b: yea he’s my boyfriend
Person a: he must be Bob
Person b: BOBISHOT
Person a: kewl beans brooooo
Person b: yea he’s my boyfriend
Person a: he must be Bob
Person b: BOBISHOT
Person a: kewl beans brooooo
by Dogs are kewl March 20, 2020
Get the Bobmug. The act of post ejaculation also known as busting a nut. You proceed to clean tip of your dick and shaft on a curtain.
Mostly done in a hotel.
Mostly done in a hotel.
by anonymous February 18, 2023
Get the Bob Stemburgermug.