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Top Minus

A guy who says he is a top. After a few minutes of fooling around, he asks you to breed him.
This top minus was so annoying last night, I asked him like three times if he would top before coming over.
by PigRugger August 9, 2022
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Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
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Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.
Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?
by balake October 13, 2020
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Top Stonch

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.
by top stonch bloke May 18, 2010
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Top G

Minh Ho
A: y’all heard of Minh Ho?
B: nah who’s that?
A: Bro it’s the fuckin Top G
by anonymous July 12, 2022
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beer with the top down

Going to therippers for drinks.
Q: How much is a beer with the top down in vancouver?

A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.
by Madam patterson April 26, 2024
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top boozer

Anyone who can drink a fuck ton but knows how to deal with it. Is always down to drink and have a good time but isnt annoying about it.
"Bro , bellas top boozer. She's always down to get fucked up but never needs to be taken care of."
by Bottomboozer April 22, 2018
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