Take Her For The Noise

Fairfield slang for fucking a chick, but out here we mollywhop and run mobby trains yadadamean?! We go 18 Dummy in this Bitch!

Little Boys, Press the mute button cause I don't wanna take her for the noise, EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

by Bamaschamp010 August 5, 2010

Take this in

A phrase used to set the mood and prepare whoever you’re taking to for an incredible story.

A: “Tell that story about you and the green haired girl again!”

B: “Ok ok one last time. So take this in…”

by D123L123 February 10, 2022

take a leak

urinate.

I told the kids to "take a leak" before we left on the long car ride.

by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025

You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high

Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.

by sawalawg February 5, 2010

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Take a Stick to It

Forget finesse; it’s hammer time. When you're fed up with a problem that just won't budge and decide the only logical solution is to metaphorically (or literally) beat it into submission. Usually involves aggressive levels of determination and a touch of creativity

McCarty and Roby stare at the broken irrigation system on the deck.
McCarty: This dang thing's glued shut, I swear.
Roby: (picks up a stick) Sometimes, you just gotta take a stick to it.
Roby smacks the pipe with the stick like he’s auditioning for a drum solo. Water bursts out and they exchange laughs.

by RoflcopteringPotench January 25, 2025

Take a Kirby

To take a shit before a major event.

Patrick proceeded to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022