My girl was being a bitch all week and I finally figured out she was on her period. So I fucked her and let her give me a Ring of Fire.
by foil7 December 11, 2021

by Rix4 December 29, 2020

Too many people trying to control a situation when it is in fact quite small.
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'
Worker 1: Dave told me I should be assembling the bricks this way, but Brett said they were meant to be placed this way
Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires
Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires
by BPuddin June 19, 2021

A deadly disease of the spine caused by bad posture, and trying to do something and having your plan or attempt at a given task fail. A close relative of "back fire" but almost 10 times more deadly.
by SteveGordon January 9, 2011

by Hownon July 21, 2018

by liz leemon May 27, 2017
