Boner

A person who drinks milk. Is coined by Dani

Hey! We got a boner here!

by Stark Yeeteris December 27, 2020

mormon boner

An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.

Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.

by Johnny1981 September 11, 2021

Boner Buddies

Boner Buddies
Two gay men linked by their boners — whether in bed, in life, or both. More than friends, less than subtle.

Example:
“Call them boyfriends if you want, but they prefer ‘Boner Buddies.’”

by MoistJalobi September 3, 2025

boner hawk

When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.

As that cougar was walking by, she totally boner hawked my junk!

by slobobabe October 12, 2009

Belief Boner

The act of or feeling of having a belief in something that’s so appealing and strong your soul gets metaphorically erect.

I have a belief boner for preventing Trump from building a wall.

by Skittr February 18, 2019

holy boner

When you're so overwhelmed by holiness in church that you get a boner

I was so embarrassed when I stood up in church with a holy boner.

by Biscuits and wavy August 25, 2017

mine boner

When someone gets the urge to play minecraft randomly

Person 1: Dude i just got a mine boner

Person 2:sigh you always get them at random times

by Florey July 18, 2025