American Dream

Goin' to a ball game and findin' out there's a Subway in the stadium, so you eat a sandwich in a ball game

That dude, he's got a sammich, he is truly living the American Dream

by JEEFIN_TEETS May 7, 2018

agricultural american

An individual working in the agricultural/livestock industry, such as a farmer or rancher; the offspring/immediate family of such; a politically-correct term for 'redneck'.

Dude 1: Damn, son, that new girlfriend of yours really likes diesel trucks, eh?

Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American

by FriendOrFlake April 2, 2017

Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.

Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.

by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 18, 2022

American tea bags

another word for ballsack

STOP KICKING ME IN THE AMERICAN TEA BAGS IM GOING TO DIE

by eggman41 June 3, 2022

American pop singer

JoJo Siwa

I have met somebody known as the American pop singer today, and she used to wear bows!
Who?
Not gonna tell you…

by thecharacterwannie May 30, 2023

American Divide

The social and economic regions of the United States where different political views clash on a daily basis. Also this divide causes the nation to become more and more unstable.

The American Divide is growing and getting worse by the years.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017

American drycorn infiltration Explosion

This is when you take a high powered vacuum cleaner and fill it with small bits of corn and put it on blow with the end of it in a complete strangers butthole. The is either a complete explosion of the hosts body or it come out the other end, if it comes out the other end you must eat or drink it, depends on the form.

Chad: Susan is gonna let me try the American drycorn infiltration explosion on her!!
John: lucky

by American bartender 25 June 30, 2018