by The uh April 25, 2021
Get the Alexmug. the bestest boy ever omg. funny, hot, respectful, dreamy ugh . his eyes are so beautiful omg and his smile makes mfs melt. ong he's perfect.
by 𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚑 ☯☽❀ November 22, 2021
Get the alexmug. When you leave the lane without saying a word, or abandon someone in general without letting him know.
- I died on top lane becuase my support did Alex on me!
-Hi Kate, why are you crying? Did he do Alex on you again?
-Yes!
-Hi Kate, why are you crying? Did he do Alex on you again?
-Yes!
by Shamedall June 19, 2019
Get the Do Alexmug. Alex is a term used when your mate got a massive humongous 2 incher muncher pickle as it looks like a pickle, veiny green and disfigured. Hug him long enough he’ll sniff your address from which cleaning detergent you used. He often acts like a crab grabbing your cocks as if they were his life line. He was fast at running, running fast food to his room, to much running would start up his Syphilis which shows his immense experience in back door sandy, sandy also describes his face. His game is so elite that any girl in a party would smash him, any girl at the school of the blind. His finger game is the best making elton Johns Saturday night guitar game seem weak, but elton is gay and so is alex game where the finger are used to perform the helicopter. One cum shot down the wrong wind pipe can cause a liver turn white. His liver is not as weak as alex himself letting his dog peg him and any 2 yr old in the area , which is some reverse Paedophilia making the cops question where the restraining order should go till they hear how much alex enjoys the pegging by children, till one day one big black guy stretch him out so much the children couldnt get their legs out his stomach, whilst they struggle their knees play his fragile liver like a accordion making his skin turn yellow and white like a light going on and off, this inherited flashlight signals real pedophiles to his location for his real true enjoyment he gained.
You see that mountain over there, no the bigger one that looks like a volcano, yes thats alex pimple.
by Bighonkjonk November 24, 2021
Get the Alexmug. 
The biggest bitch of any friend group. He always complains if he doesn’t get his way and has a chode
by Bigdickbeastly August 6, 2019
Get the Alexmug. When your fucking a cop in the ass and she turns around and sucks all of her dirty dish water off your dick.
by Praisemesus June 10, 2020
Get the Nasty Alexmug.