Playing the Bass clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.

Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?

by burlybiker April 24, 2022

Played

Played(Florida lingo): When he or she realized they fucked up😂💯

Cuhh I left the Grabba at the crib I played🤦🏾 ♂️

by #TankOffdatZaa February 6, 2023

Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

Erotic Foreskin Play

Where the partner stretches an mans Foreskin until it cant stretch no more.

Ayo wanna see my dick
ya
Its all screwed up because me and my wife did Erotic Foreskin Play.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

Self played

Played by yourself.

He/she tried to slowly drive so many people crazy/play so many people, he/she wound up having something wrong with him/her. He/she was self played.

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2020

don’t play

refers to mostly fortnite games,you say it after you kill someone.Or if not referring to fortnite you say it when u or someone else does something cool

Ana:I JUST KILLED SOMEONE IN FORTNITE DONT PLAYYYYY

Other example

Amber:omg did you see layas outfit
Michelle:Ikr she don’t play around

by espeon39 May 29, 2024