Noun
They don’t exist. All men know ass is superior to tits but some men claim otherwise to avert suspicion of pedophilia. Men claim to prefer tits over ass because only adult women have breasts; therefore disqualifying them from liking children, who lack breasts.
They don’t exist. All men know ass is superior to tits but some men claim otherwise to avert suspicion of pedophilia. Men claim to prefer tits over ass because only adult women have breasts; therefore disqualifying them from liking children, who lack breasts.
by Jan Žižka December 24, 2020
The greatest man on earth that is employed at Applebee's. He talks to fans of Applebee's on the facebook page.
Your lord and savior.
Your lord and savior.
by LCFlygon July 28, 2012
by primo and jason July 11, 2008
-a jerkface who gets waaaay too into an intramural, division A, co-ed soccer game. Also thinks he's pretty much the shit.
-makes fun of professional athletes
-thinks he's better than Ronaldo at soccer
-yells at girls when they get out in dodge ball
-makes fun of professional athletes
-thinks he's better than Ronaldo at soccer
-yells at girls when they get out in dodge ball
He's such a blue shirt guy, he got really fucking pissed when he tripped Saad and got called for it.
by Walter Owl February 06, 2009
by kickass2014 June 09, 2007
The pattern of behavior in which a man slowly forfeits his masculinity to a woman believing that by empowering her, he is proving his love for her. This eventually creates a parasitic relationship in which the woman takes everything the guy does for granted and ultimately breaks his heart, leaving him an empty shell without the motivation to start over- the whole time never realizing why this keeps happening to him.
by Stakeandpotatoes01 August 04, 2009
Someone who has watched so much Family Guy that they continually make references to cutaway gags or moments from Family Guy in relation to real life scenarios
Friend: so I've been growing out my beard and...
Family Man Addict: HA! That reminds me of the episode where Peter's beard becomes a bird nest
Friend: man you gotta lay off the show, you're developing family guy syndrome
Family Man Addict: Just like the episode where peter thinks he's inside a TV show
Family Man Addict: HA! That reminds me of the episode where Peter's beard becomes a bird nest
Friend: man you gotta lay off the show, you're developing family guy syndrome
Family Man Addict: Just like the episode where peter thinks he's inside a TV show
by Briangriffindefender.xX July 22, 2023