Valmaine's Law dictates that if, in the presence of a minority group, an issue is brought forward by member of a majority group, that issue must first be defined and written upon a sheet of tapa cloth then raised up a flag pole before being taken seriously in an open forum of discussion.
Mitchell: Now now now now now now now now now now now Valmaine, now let me raise THIS up your flag pole.
... Valmaine's Law :)
... Valmaine's Law :)
by TamaT543 June 09, 2012
The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.
Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.
(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)
Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.
(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)
Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )
by User12345000 March 29, 2022
The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.
Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
by RobbTheYoungWolf February 17, 2014
Back in the early 2000s when America has legalized gangs
In the USA someone has to at least be 21 before joining one
With this law
Their 3 ways how the game law will work
Crime option : new commit crime to join the gang
Betrayed option : that's when the gang members kick your ass bro
Love option : you get a gang rape
In the USA someone has to at least be 21 before joining one
With this law
Their 3 ways how the game law will work
Crime option : new commit crime to join the gang
Betrayed option : that's when the gang members kick your ass bro
Love option : you get a gang rape
by 459395 February 19, 2022
Proven by multiple peer reviews and proven to be statistically significant the Julianna/Pablo Law of Love is now recognized by the scientific community.
“Julianna loves Pablo more than Pablo loves Julianna under all conditions”
“Julianna loves Pablo more than Pablo loves Julianna under all conditions”
by Mugrat May 02, 2025
step-co-grandnephew-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
The phenomenon of people that hate on anime for its sexualization of female characters to later be exposed as pedophiles
The phenomenon's name originates from the tendency of Super Smash Bros community members often hating Xenoblade Chronicles 2 for anime fanservice only to later fall victim to Pyra's law
The phenomenon's name originates from the tendency of Super Smash Bros community members often hating Xenoblade Chronicles 2 for anime fanservice only to later fall victim to Pyra's law
John Doe: I hope Xenoblade 3 isn't weeb coomerbait like Xenoblade 2
*1 year later John Doe is on the sex offender registry*
Knew it. Pyra's law. Happens every single time.
*1 year later John Doe is on the sex offender registry*
Knew it. Pyra's law. Happens every single time.
by Kemonomimi February 28, 2024