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pre sesh poo

A poo taken a couple of hours before a sesh to 'clense' your body
Yeah mate, just taking my pre sesh poo and il be on my way
by Tadiarrrrrrrr January 25, 2017
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juicy poos

The consistency of the fecal content one excretes during submitting themselves to a juice cleanse. Aka: very expensive poos.
Her: "Girl, I've been drinking vegetables for days."
She: "Oh girl, you better have Mr. Clean on standby after your days of juicy poos."
by Dive Master February 8, 2017
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Deja-Poo

The feeling you get when you've heard that shit before
What Simon Cowell says every year on XFactor = Deja-Poo
by Eos September 22, 2012
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butty poo

1. Coitus; sexual intercourse; the act of copulating.
2. A code word used for “coitus or sexual intercourse” in e-mails, which is less likely to get flagged by the company-installed software that checks for profanity.

From the word "butt," denoting one's backside, but also in many cultures, a word denoting sex + the "y" diminutive suffix; the children's word "poo," while denoting on the one hand, excrement, also connotes familiarity or intimacy between two people.
It was obvious to even the most casual observer that Kate Middleton and Prince William had long before their church-sanctioned marriage exchanged methane and enjoyed not a few instances of butty poo.

(From an e-mail) "No, sis, we saw a play at 7 p.m., had tea at ten, and of course retired to Buffy’s boudoir for some butty poo to round out the evening."
by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit December 30, 2012
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Deju poo

The feeling that this shit has happened before.
Man! I just had the worst deju poo! I thought I was done with that shit.
by Especialperson October 24, 2012
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Poo-Poo Fingers

Fingering a girl's asshole.
"Hey man, did you give her poo-poo fingers?"
by Mr. Poo-Poo Fingers October 30, 2012
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poo moon

A poo moon is what happens when someone sticks their finger up someone's ass and there is poo that lodges into the nail at the tip of the finger forming a crescent shape.
The poo moon is a method to test to see if the coast is clear for anal entry. One sticks the finger in the ass, pulls it out and looks for poo that may have lodged into the cresecent part of the nail at the tip of the finger. This is called the poo-moon and is a general indication that anal entry is not at this time deemed a wise thing to do.
by Petra Saraswati August 27, 2012
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