Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.

Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”

by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024

Poo face

it’s a very offensive term in UK slang used by “roadmen”.

You’re such a poo face!
Don’t be such a poo face!
Poo face !

He’s such a poo face isn’t he ?!

by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020

poo?

Gang sign for “Jose Asshole Supreme” on the Taco Bell secret menu.

Cat Boy: Poo?
Employee: One Jose Asshole Supreme coming right up

by Poo?? December 4, 2020

bobbie poo

Typically a girl who resembles a cow. They also tend to be gobby and complain a lot.

Today I met a proper Bobbie poo. They wouldn't stop nagging me about how I did something wrong according to her.

by England Undead1 July 12, 2019

Poo-tan

When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.

Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.

by Naminator33 February 16, 2022

Pool-dle Poo

(noun)

ˈpo͞ol-dəl ˌpo͞o

The act of sneakily placing dog poop into a swimming pool’s skimmer basket—usually as revenge, a prank, or just straight-up HOA anarchy. Gross, bold, and oddly satisfying.

“When the neighbor let his dog bark at 6am all week, I hit him with a Pool-dle Poo. He’ll think twice before touching the chlorine tabs.”

by Kyguardsman2000 July 23, 2025

wet poo

You wet poo means someone is smelly stick burger and is a poo fart

Johnny is a wet poo

by BigLadConnor September 8, 2022