David Kampf

The greatest hockey player of all time. He is amazing defensively and loved by all. His chemistry with Ondrej Kase is unmatched and he will lead the Leafs to the 2022 Stanley Cup

Wow, David Kampf is amazing defensively!

by Entersandman38 November 22, 2021

Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.

"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"

by BurgundysauceBackwards February 27, 2022

smelly David

A young fellow, a teen by the name of David, who does not ever take the time to shower or apply any sort of odor that will make him smell appealing. For some reason though 8lbs pounds of gel seems to be the appropriate amount to put in his hair. Nobody's how but for some reason there is a perfect example of this in quincy that somehow has a girlfriend

John: "Yo huge fucking party tonight"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"

by Nigleteers May 6, 2017

davide

Davide è il ragazzo migliore che potessi mai conoscere. E' difficile descriverlo perchè è tante cose insieme. Davide è un grande amico, c'è nei momenti del bisogno e ti fa divertire sempre. E' un grande fidanzato anche, è dolce e protettivo e non ti lascerà mai andare se sei quella giusta. Capisce subito se qualcosa non va e farà il possibile per farti stare bene. A volte stronzo, ha avuto un passato difficile e per questo nasconde i suoi punti deboli ma se sei la persona, la sua persona, allora ti mostrerà anche i suoi segreti più profondi. Che ti ami non ci sarà dubbio ma non aspettarti di essere indispensabile per lui. Ci rimarrebbe male ma ormai abituato a chi se ne va, lo supererebbe presto. Ti darà tutto se stesso e tutto il suo amore, attent* a non farlo soffrire perfavore.

x:Ho conosciuto Davide
o:Non fartelo scappare uno come lui è prezioso

by i'madreamer November 22, 2021

cheeky david

a cheeky david is when a geography teacher is caught off duty in a hooters

look at that cheeky david!

by sike mfker February 14, 2023

David

A potato disguised as a human.

David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.

by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021

David

David has a massive cock and is super gay. He's lonely and desperate for affection so he mastubrates all the time. David loves to suck dick but he has nobody's to suck so he sucks his own.

"Bro did you see David"
"Yeah I heard him mastubarting in the bathroom"
"He's gay"

by ilovecumandcock October 13, 2022