Sit-down guy

Anyone of the male persuasion known for dodging conflict of any kind, avoiding responsibilities, etc.

The opposite of a 'stand-up guy.'

My ex boyfriend owes me money for rent, child support and the $300 I loaned him to get his teeth fixed.

Really? What a sit-down guy he is!

by sleslie2425 August 20, 2012

Fatty Fall Down

Perhaps the only joke that crosses all known cultures, races, and religions. A formula for laughter as old as comedy itself, fatty fall down occurs when a fatass falls over.

Dick: "Dude, did you see that lard butt tumble off the stairs?"

Johnson: "Yeah, dude, everyone was laughing their asses off. Even the fat guy was, and he was shaking like a plate of Jell-O."

Dick: "Fatty fall down never fails, man."

by Harry Manasses June 12, 2012

Tactical Lie Down

A nap taken when someone is meant to be somewhere or has something to do but simply can't be arsed to bother with it.

Abbreviated to tld.

Dude 1: Alex was gonna come but he hasn't text back yet

Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker

by D3moralizer July 6, 2011

I’m Breaking down

It means that you aren’t what you were earlier

Dude I’m doing amazing

I’m breaking down

by Eric Brunston January 3, 2020

Sit-Down Comedian

A term coined by Hanley to characterize her mother Amy; the worlds first sit down comedian. Essentially, a sit down comedian is a true talent, pound for pound, whose beauty, witticisms and jocularity outweighs their body mass.

Comedy can be compared to that of bacteria. Its misuse and overuse leads to a significant loss in its effectiveness. A Newer, stronger strain must evolve over time in order for it to live on. For that reason, it’s inevitable a mutation of some kind will arise for it to become more resilient. In this case the ‘supersatire’ was sit down. Which proved to be highly infectious. :P
The idea was born when Amy was faced with the challenge of performing whilst standing. The performer saw no choice but to replace the comical aspect of stand up with sit down comic theatre, Putting a new happy fat face on comedy.

"I hear that sit-down comedian Amy is Notorious for eating doughnuts while performing on stage"

by 112Amzz September 30, 2011

One down, dawg

Response to inquisitive greeting that denotes you're getting things done (as from a daily list of activities).

Ed: "What's up?"

Alan: "One down, dawg."

by lastofseven June 3, 2010

lay down the brown

use the bathroom, defecate.

Oh! Be right back, I've got to lay down the brown

by peyt April 28, 2006