Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

Mexican tug of war

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.

The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.

by Theuberdude May 19, 2024

Reverse tug-o-war

A high-stakes, double-ended dildo game of dominance and propulsion where two consenting adults (or more, if you’ve got the gear and the gumption) engage in a mutual trust exercise that tests pelvic thrust strength, core stability, and friendship. Instead of pulling, the aim is to push — hard. When one partner power-thrusts backward on their end of the double-ended dildo, the force drives the other end deeper into their partner’s orifice of choice (traditionally anal, but other ports of entry are fair game depending on orientation and available lube).

“Last night Brad and I played reverse tug-o-war after a few too many edibles… I lost, and my soul left my body somewhere around thrust number four.”

by Watsthisthenslut May 30, 2025

Cohl-War

A war between Cohl's, generally using Inter-Cohl Ballistic Missiles.

"I brought all my ammunition for the Cohl-War today." "That's great, we'll need all the ammo we can get."

by akc1103 January 27, 2014

Indian War Paint

When you pull a girls tampon out and slap it across her face.

Bro, Jalen I met up with this girl, and she let me give her an indian war paint

by Kinky cheezit December 19, 2022

Recess Wars

Wars that happen on a playground, usually a school playground at recess period. They are wars between micro nations that claim land on the playground and some can turn violent. (I know that all too well.) They form a government with different ranks and military ranks, send out spies, and plan revolutions and alliances more often that you would think. They also slap names on places in the playground, buy land, and all that. The most important land is determined by how many battles were fought there. Me and my friends used to do this and there was a tall tower, everyone fought over it which resulted in a lot of violence.

The recess wars are ending forever now!
The recess wars got a little to out of hand…

by Дай№$&@*±|`£[ April 6, 2023

War Thunder

Cancer in Pain mixed into a game.

"Hey bro do you play War Thunder?"

"Unfortunately"

by the_biggest_funni June 23, 2023