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War machine

This is the definition of a feminine looking bloke who tends to have short boy cut hair styles, like that of war machine in black ops 3.
Armanni: That new lass comes through like war machine.
Kian: Oi that my bird u twat
Armanni: pretty sure that’s a bloke
by will vickers 780 October 29, 2019
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Bog O War

When you and an opponent place a double ended dildo in your arses. Then commence pushing it out into your opponent’s arse. Winner is the first to poop out the dildo.
This party is getting boring, I’ll grab the dildo and we can play some Bog O War.
by Annoyingfister69 May 3, 2021
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Bhutan War Bubble

During the Bhutan War, Bhutanese soldiers often kidnapped civilian women and drilled penis-sized holes in the backs of their heads. They then used their heads as objects of sexual aggression, inserting their penises, and banging away until they ejaculated semen into their brains. Often times, these Bhutanese soldiers would gang-rape the heads of these captive civilian women, leaving their brains drenched with multiple shots of Bhutanese semen.

After the war, the heads of the few women who survived this sexual abuse healed to some degree, but the semen-infused gray matter tended to swell up, pushing the newly-formed scalp outward in a sort of bubble shape.

This bulbous growth on the backs of their heads is called a "Bhutan War Bubble."
"Hey Charlie -- stay away from that girl -- she's got a Bhutan War bubble the size of my nutsack!"

"I was quite interested in dating her until I noticed her Bhutan War bubble."

"You know I love you, Baby. I really don't mind your Bhutan War bubble."
by Drifting Dreamer July 22, 2019
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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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Mexican tug of war

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.
The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.
by Theuberdude May 19, 2024
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The War returns

Frogtaints Centepies and Rats
by DeanA4 April 9, 2025
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Badussy War I

The Badussy War I was the first floptropican war.

Belligerents:
-Da Boyz Union
State of Chad
Empire of Mew
Republic of Rizzler
-Kingdoms of Floptropica (before our time, Floptropica did not exist yet.)
Kingdom of Jiafei
Kingdom of Cardussy Beech
Dynasty of Nickussi Moanaj
State of Megussy Thee Stallion
Republic of Cupcakkina
3435 Kingdom
Various Potaxie Tribes

The first battle happened at the Lighthouse of Flops, Avocado City, in the Northwestern Potaxie Tribe Territory.
Casualties: 21
Daboyzz - 6
Flops - 15

The second battle striked at the Bojayna City in Cupcakke Republic, with the Da Boyz Union taking over the entire Republic in a few days.

The kingdoms of Nickussy Moanaj, Jiafei, 3435, Cardussy Beech and Megussy Thee Stallion formed into the Republic of Flop. (Better known as Floptropica)

Lana Del Rey, a general in the war fought at the battle of Positions Port, 3435 Kingdom.
Del Rey died after the 420th unit of skibidi kids tortured her.

All the kingdoms would push out the Da Boyz Union away from the sacred lands of Floptropica, to preserve it for the four other wars to come.

-TREATY OF JIAFEINA-
The Da Boyz Union shall never attack Floptropica until this treaty expires.
Floptropica will gain all of its stolen lands back.
The Da Boyz Union will pay for the 69 people dead of Floptropica, with 12 of them being from endangered Potaxie Tribes, having to be preserved.
Person 1: omg i ate my grandma in the Badussy War I!!!!
Person 2: omg thats slander!
by queenzielocthevoice May 26, 2024
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