When you need to get laid or have other people support you in your chase for some booty . You shout out to the turtle God of sex, blast it wherever you can and try to get people to send you emojis of the turtle and sparkles . This increases your odds of having sex .
" I blasted out the Turtle God of sex all over HQ and my Snapchat "
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"
by fowlmouthedfeminist October 04, 2018
by JustSomePersonHere September 30, 2021
the greatest musician of all time. Wielding his trusty $20 ukulele, he skillfully performs advanced pieces of music. His signature screams and edgy lyrics appeal to people of all ages
did you hear dylan the uke god's new album on soundcloud?
man i just busted a nut to dylan the uke god's music
man i just busted a nut to dylan the uke god's music
by eeesquidward January 04, 2018
the sweet berry gods are fictional gods in which players in Minecraft sacrifice themselves by throwing their body into a sweet berry bush or 100,000, thus causing said person to slowly die and successfully giving in to the sweet berry gods.
Bob: I need to go out there and sacrifice myself to the sweet berry gods.
Jane: Please no, why will you be doing all of this for the sake of berries?
Bob: yes.
Jane: Please no, why will you be doing all of this for the sake of berries?
Bob: yes.
by GoldenEmperor October 31, 2020
The almighty deity that oversees Andromeda in a far away galaxy. Space God Carson controls the fates of all known life in the galaxy.
Space God Carson was displeased with the trivial planet and thus summoned a black hole to consume the infidels
by Aress Carol Emjee May 30, 2019
this is a type of god(or goddess) with the ability to make dank memes. usually seen when believed in.. (they float around outer space and on other planets too!)
by ViviKimono August 31, 2017
A line from the fan freaking tasttic movie called Heathers, the character JD says this to his girlfriend Veronica Sawyer
by Heather_Chandler December 30, 2018