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National kiss faith day

January 26th is the day to walk up To Faith and try and kiss them
Faith: hey what’s up
* kisses faith*
Faith: uh why did you do that?
You: It’s national kiss faith day
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national lily obsession day

for the one girl out there who has an obsession on someone named lily, you should hangout with her and talk to her and let your dreams come true. hopefully you are able to have sleepovers with her but i doubt that will happen. anyway lily if you see this make my dream come true and don’t hate me ever
national lily obsession day

lily is awesome

lily is kind

lily is my bestie

lily silly lily
by LILY IS MY BESTIE February 18, 2021
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National Monique Appreciation Day

On February 22nd and 23rd we celebrate people named monique.
Emily: Hey! Happy National Monique Appreciation Day!
Monique: Thanks! I was worried you might forget!
by Not Jenavieve lol February 22, 2021
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National Anti-horny day

(re-doing this because somebody forgot to say the name :D)

National Anti-horny day is held on April 15th, one day before National horny day.

If you celebrate this day, it counters the National horny day, and you are not able to go to National horny day.
probably pro lmao: i am honry please peg

somebody else: no i have celebrated the funny National Anti-horny day.
by hypesquid April 7, 2021
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National get freaky day

May 5th is national get freaky and naughty with your partner / fwb . Rather it’s over snap / messages or in person have fun and make your bf / gf happy .
Him - hey wanna have some fun

Her - why should we

Him - well it is may 5th national get freaky day

Her - then let’s go
by nationaldaycreator May 5, 2021
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National Short King Day

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: “Sup short stack
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”
by Poppasmoke April 16, 2023
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national piece of shit day

October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.

On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
by FunnyFatMan2002 October 6, 2023
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