michael jackson

"i got black i got white whatchu want"

michael jackson is gay

by rosharusasar July 19, 2021

michael

a big ass bitch with a small dick and pimples on his nipples

this michael guy is a bitch bruh, he’s got dreads on his titties

by gregory smith the 18th February 12, 2024

Michael

Person that works at the circus.

Megan - “omg look is Michael”
Cheila - “ Oh yes, he works at the circus as a clown”

by ChanelSolo April 4, 2022

Do a Michael

Doing a Michael is to too drink far too much on an empty stomach, end up passed out in front of a bar entrance and be hounded by strangers.

He's going to do a Michael

by MyTailsBroke December 31, 2022

Michael

Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.

Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up

by Chromaland August 20, 2021

George Michael

The Poo Haiku poet, the most known by audiences.

George Michael Is friends with Thomas Crapper

by ms_paint_boi March 4, 2024

Michael

Michael is the name of a literal god, no person can ever be close to how amazing he is or will be. He is charming, smart,kind, musically talented, unique, awe ,inspiring, and creative. There is not a soul on earth quite like him. If he wants something or someone it’s his no matter what it is or how long it takes. He will treat you like your royalty and give you everything he’s got to keep you happy and going. To be with this guy is to like a free entry to heaven. Michael is literally the ducking best person ever!

Is that Michael? He’s so amazing !

by anonymous April 19, 2021