anal duch tube

the long part of a duch that would normaly go in the vag but instead someone puts it up there ass to clean it out

sluts that take it up the ass would know about an anal duch tube.

by Jessica Souza November 9, 2006

Anal Richter Scale

a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes

Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

holy mutha of anal

the praising or excitment of the mutha of anal

HOLY MUTHA OF ANAL!

by blargalarga March 24, 2013

Anal dick monster

Crabs, just crabs.

(Scratches balls) "Aw shit, I got anal dick monsters."

by When you know....you fucked up July 19, 2016

Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019

anally stabbed myself

When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.

Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself

by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017

anal foot sex

Another word for putting your foot up someone's ass...but gently and unexpectedly.

I slipped my foot under my girlfriend's bum and gave her anal foot sex that made her jump out of her seat.

by stonedsamurai June 12, 2016