back porch crazy

When the crazy you are seeing/dating/fucking stalks you to point that he/she is standing on your back porch "to talk".

Man, I had back porch crazy at my place, wanting to talk about our future. I was freakin' out and hid the bunny.

by TheTruthandWisdom January 21, 2017

El Back-o

Its Another Word For Back

Kasey: Eff! My El Back-o Hurts Heck Of Bad
You: um, why?
Kasey: Because My Boobs Are So Big.Duh

by KaSeY FiiOnA October 19, 2008

Back-Slapping Betty

Another word for female masturbation.

"Oh girl! After my date with Joe I spent the night back-slapping betty!"

by h.l March 5, 2006

California Back Hug

Suprise hugging someone from behind.

Was at the bar last night and gave Shawn Bodle a California back hug.

by TrevorRobinson November 14, 2011

Back alley trump

Instead of grab them by the pussy like trump,, you grab them by the asshole

Drop a group of assholes and grabbed a clan of assholes

Back alley trump- "Grab them by the asshole"

by Tehyalaursen October 24, 2018

Bare Back King

That one lad who always goes bare back no matter what he's hanging out of.

Yo! Catalin man, you are the bare back king!

by millhard December 1, 2016

Back door treatment

When you live in a house with a bunch of guy friends and you don't want them to know you have a girl over, so you sneek her in through the back door.

Jon: " I want to bring Katie over tonight but the guys are going to call me a pussy whipped bitch"

Justin: " Just give her the back door treatment, theyll never know!!"

by G Swipe November 3, 2011