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anal duch tube

the long part of a duch that would normaly go in the vag but instead someone puts it up there ass to clean it out
sluts that take it up the ass would know about an anal duch tube.
by Jessica Souza November 9, 2006
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Anal Richter Scale

a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes
Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!
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holy mutha of anal

the praising or excitment of the mutha of anal
by blargalarga March 24, 2013
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Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex
Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”
by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019
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Anal dick sucking

when a individual crawls inside another individuals rectum, with the mouth facing out the butthole. Then a last individual fucks the anal, and the individual inside the rectum sucks the dick.
"dude, i got the serious anal dick sucking last night"
"my friend wants in on some anal dick sucking with us, u up?"
by craycraypussydog January 29, 2020
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Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.
Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was awesome until it wasn't!!
by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020
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