When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"
"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"
"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"
by anonymous November 1, 2021

by jungkooklvr April 17, 2021

A machine.
He/she is one hundred percent functional and perfect, there is a timer in his/her head to indicate the proper time to water/feed the plant, go to work, get a vaccine, put on a mask, change the diapers of other oversized babies and take dinner out of the oven, exactly the way someone seen as an adult's adult would do. Never missing anything, never off the mark.
by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

by 123446jack December 21, 2020

