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bros before hoes

true, but remember its not bros before your girl.
gf: hey come over later
bf: im hanging out with the boys. bros before hoes babe.
gf: *blocked*
by rubbertights March 10, 2021
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bros before hoes

a term you use when one of your friends is completely pussy whipped and you want him to realize that his friends are more important than some girl because they come and go
Dude, why are you always hanging out with your girl? All the guys are skating and chillin'. Bros before hoes, dude.
by Artie E. January 1, 2009
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COME AT ME BRO

A slang term generally used by a confident man of "action" towards some punk ass frontin' bitch, as a direct way of callin their sorry ass out with an invitation to prove their mettle and step up, or GTFO.

It usually follows a heated exchange of verbal insults and/or threats, but can also be instigated by other means (e.g: girlfriend being eyeballed, etc.). Those that use this slang term adhere to the codes of "walking the walk, not just talking the talk", as well as "speak softly and carry a big stick". They generally don't go looking for trouble, but will deal with it without any hesitation or fear.
Hotheaded jerk: I don't like your face, and I'm a be like Dairy Queen and treat yo' hoodrat girlfriend right ALLLLLL NITE! HAHAHA! Damn son, and you just gonna be soft serve! LMAO!"

Icecold: Come at me bro.

*Hotheaded jerk lunges forward*

*Icecold drops Hotheaded jerk with 1 punch to the throat*

Icecold: DETROIT WHAT?

Bystander: Hey y'all, let's go get sum Dairy Queen!

Icecold: Aight.
by Detroit WHAT? December 26, 2011
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Smash Bros. Brawl

Brawl is Basically the greatest game ever that will come out for the wii. There is nothing bad about brawl as it is totally flawless in every way. The only games that comes within even a tenth of its greatness, are guitar hero, and maybe halo. The rest of the games in the world just arent that good. WIIS RULE!!!

P.S. Who ever bought a PS3 should Suck Monkey nuts!!
I am Going to buy 16000 copies of Smash Bros. Brawl when it comes out!!!!!!!
by Spider_3717 October 21, 2007
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COME AT ME BRO

It means bring it on.
This phrase was created in Second Century AD by a bishop of Smyrna, named Polycarp. It was some of his last words before getting martyred for no renouncing the Christ.
by elgigante May 7, 2013
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you mad bro?

A saying used to make someone who is mad, even madder. Also intending that you are tired of them complaining and you want them to chill out.
person 1 *very angry; yelling and screaming*

person 2:"you mad bro?"

Person 1:"FFFFFF UUUUUUU!"
by mad broski October 21, 2011
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hurley bro-dawg

(n.)
1a. usually a buff fella who greets other hurly bro-dawg with a combination of words containing: beginning- wud up, yo, wuz up, hey. ending- bro, braski, dude, duder, dawg. or a variety of other made up words such as: brotally, brawsome, hella or words stolen from the niggah
1b. and also wears hurley shirts or other jock related clothing;also known to sometimes smash things for no reason
2. a complete and total douche bag
Hurley bro-dawg 1: Wud up bro!!
Hurley bro-dawg 2: Word duder!!
Hurley bro-dawg 1: Lets snag some beer and score some fine hoes
Hurley bro-dawg 2: Fuck yeah bro!! Wait lets smash this chair first.
Hurley bro-dawg 1: Fuck yeah braski!!
(followed by a series of fives and daps)
by reburn December 7, 2004
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