Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.

Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.

by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025

monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

Play Surgeon

Just like playing Doctor (sex game), except that (at least) one participant is menstruating (on her period).

She invited me over to play surgeon-- do you still have that box of latex gloves we got from the free clinic?

by dogbert dog December 24, 2012

Virgin Play

Every time I bring him to the brink, then "accidentally" make him cum and say awww... guess you stay a virgin another day, huh?

Etherial likes to keep a sub in continual virgin play, using every hole they have and keeping them a virgin permanently.

"I'm gonna get me a nice little virgin and keep him that way"

by Bibs 19 January 3, 2019

I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.

Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox

by Koro FIII October 19, 2022

High school play director

Man or woman that, normally, sits there and does nothing to improve the quality of the play/musical

"Imagine of the high school play director actually helped us instead of yelling at us and talking about random things that don't pertain to this"

by Half_blood_mcgee23 November 30, 2021

Playing Cards: Royal Flush

The gambler equinox weapon of Balanced Craftwars Overhaul. As I am typing this it is not currently released

I love the gambler class, Playing Cards: Royal Flush is so awesome.

by thatguywhoplaysrobloxandisadum June 14, 2023