feeding the ducks

A word used by lamers with no real friends who visit the simpons forum.

"Phil, Aaron, Ricket and those other gays guys feed the ducks together while looking at gay porn"

by Youarealllame November 7, 2003

Duck

A Fat head ass person who’s not very intelligent

You darn duck

by That gost May 7, 2020

Duck nugget

A duck nugget (although seems to be made out of duck) is a large chicken-nugget-like chunk of food. Which food? Why, moosen of course!!!(see moosen) The reason the creator of this Antarctican delicacy named it this, nobody knows (or, really) wants to.

Enjoy....

Wow, this duck nugget is dummy thick! How can I mow the lawn with it?

by DuckNuggetsScreechingAtMidnig October 18, 2019

Duck Booty

When your booty is high in the air like a duck's tail in water.

Lillian has full Duck Booty, that thing is half way up her back. Damnnnnnnnnnnn.

by El Walkerama March 9, 2015

Duck Ass Jit

A mf who acts dumber than a duck and has the likeness off a jit.

“ugly ahh boy you a duck ass jit”
jit replies “head ahh”

by visiblysnack November 28, 2023

Doom Duck

A mysterious silver-and-black duck found in Lake Erie Near Toronto, Ontario in Canada. The doom duck symbolizes the end of humanity, as well as bad static.

It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.

Person One: "What the hell's that?"

Person Two: "Huh?"

Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"

Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."

by The Bobamberon June 6, 2009

pay the duck

UK slang
verb
/peɪ ðə dʌk/

Definition:
To defecate; to take a poo. Used humorously or euphemistically, especially when excusing oneself discreetly.

Origins:
Originates from British pub or working-class slang. The phrase plays on the absurdity of “paying” a duck as a metaphor for relieving oneself, possibly referencing the awkward or transactional nature of excusing oneself to use the toilet.

"Back in a minute, mate — gotta pay the duck."

"Don't go in there just yet. I just paid the duck, and it wasn't cheap."

"Three pints of bitter and a curry later, I had to pay the duck like my life depended on it."

by paytheduck May 1, 2025