Isiah’s Bum Crack

The deadliest thing on the planet. Contains Kim Jong Un’s nuclear codes, because he knows nobody will go in there, or if they tried, they would die.

Isiah’s bum crack smells like low tide.

by Johnathan Sins January 9, 2020

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chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

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Blonde bum

Someone's anus after having it bleached

Molly: I just got my booty hole bleached girl!
Amanda: girl you got that blonde bum now girl!

by 40z4lyf3 May 21, 2017

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Bum

Someone whose name is "Gongster."
(worthless, lazy, absolute waste of space)

"Gongster is such a fucking bum"
"Gongster why are you always acting like a bum?"
"Gongster you bum!"

by jeffffyleffffy July 27, 2025

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bum bum

The ultimate comeback if you are losing and argument.

*in mind* ah shit im losing. "bum bum"

by FUCK MEKAL MYERS FUCKED ME October 16, 2021

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Bum-Fog

A fog-like stench created when one farts in the closed area of a steamy shower room or sauna. The stink bonds to the steam and mist of the enclosed area and alters into “Bum-Fog.”

No way would I sit in the Bum-Fog of a YMCA sauna.

by treasury of the clubhouse August 9, 2010

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