David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.

Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.

by howtosucdick June 2, 2020

David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.

person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one

by Pokimidari November 24, 2021

David

Most handsome boy without flaw sexy. Will sweep off any girls off their feet. Great personality. Confident above 6 feet. Hollow cheeks. Smart. Badass. Will get the girl he loves and marry her

Crush: Who's that boy?
Friend: He's David
Crush: He's very attractive and confident

by Emperor David January 6, 2021

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

David Hunter

a man with a very large nose that could get its own area code

"oh wow! I can see that nose from miles away!"
"must be David Hunter"

by soundslikeayouproblemxoxo September 10, 2020

David Tepper

David Tepper doesn't want to win a Super Bowl more than the Carolina Panthers, Jerry Richardson, or the fans of the Carolina Panthers. Anybody that believes that has been mislead. He's just a rich guy from Pittsburgh (with deeper pockets than most people that buy a sports franchise) that bought the team, big fuckin deal.

David Tepper has convinced some fans of the Panthers that he's their kind of guy, the Panther's fan's Panther's fan, but he doesn't give a fuck about what you give a fuck about, he doesn't give a fuck about you. He's always had a financial interest in mind since he bought the team.

by The Original Agahnim January 27, 2022

david savage

david savage is a literal GOD. he is the sexiest creature in the universe and if you ever see him, you must bow before him and throw your most prized possesions at him. he is special and talented and you MUST respect him and protect him with your life.

"omg is that david savage? lets go bow before him cus he's so sexy"

by savagesavagesavage October 16, 2020