On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet
Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020
Get the national take a shit day mug.The fifteenth of October is national date day in England, on this day every female in England, preferably those from London, must date Ethan.
Female-"Hey friend, do you know what today is?"
Other female-"OMG yes, it is national date Ethan day tomorrow I'm so excited!"
Both-"We are also extremely hot girls from central London for context"
Other female-"OMG yes, it is national date Ethan day tomorrow I'm so excited!"
Both-"We are also extremely hot girls from central London for context"
by NotEthanLol October 11, 2021
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Man 2: National what day
Man 1: Jump in the cadillac
Man 2: National what day
Man 1: Jump in the cadillac
by Threeo December 13, 2021
Get the National jump in the cadillac day mug.National not talk to hannah day is the 26th of august each year. And it’s simple all you do is just not talk to anyone named hannah
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National Anti-horny day is held on April 15th, one day before National horny day.
If you celebrate this day, it counters the National horny day, and you are not able to go to National horny day.
National Anti-horny day is held on April 15th, one day before National horny day.
If you celebrate this day, it counters the National horny day, and you are not able to go to National horny day.
probably pro lmao: i am honry please peg
somebody else: no i have celebrated the funny National Anti-horny day.
somebody else: no i have celebrated the funny National Anti-horny day.
by hypesquid April 7, 2021
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