Michael Wayne kurck

a guy that cheats , has side chicks , doesn’t know what love really is , and yet says he loves ppl. He’s kinda dumb /stupid sometimes. Messes up good relationships. His last girlfriend is a fucked up bipolar chick, who thinks she’s super ugly. Good life. Guess so

Michael Wayne kurck- needs to learn how to treat his one and only better

other ppl- definitely

by Vanwinkle April 18, 2019

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Michael

Michael is a name given to a king, a leader, a ruler. He is normally a funny but laid-back type guy. Michael is probably tall, brown-skinned with big eyes. Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who will listen to all your problems(probably not tho). The ideal boyfriend smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. Michael will be naturally good at anything especially in bed. Michael is a guy that is cute and honest with you. He loves playing video games, watching anime, reading comics, manga, and books. Michael may be a common name but it's the best name

girl: Is that Michael F******
other girl: yea he so fine

Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M

by MeIeCeHeAeEeLFeOeReEeMeAeN November 23, 2021

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Michaeling

When someone holds a smoking device for an extended period of time.

Yo, stop michaeling the disposable vape!!

by SunriseValley696 March 23, 2022

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Michael Fetish

When your so into toes that you even suck your own toes.

Guy 1: I heard that Ryan is a real cool dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, but he's got a major Michael Fetish

by Longson Johnson October 6, 2020

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Pull a Michael Knight

Pulling a Michael Knight: Grabbing someone by their shirt collar and prop them up against a wall when you are angry with them. Typically followed by some verbal threat of some type. Often used as a tactic by Michael Knight in the award wining 1980's Knight Rider Television series.

Joe was refusing to give me my CDs back so I had to "Pull a Michael Knight" on him to get them back!

by Zatara74 July 11, 2011

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