Neon Ninja

Targets Asset Protection

Employee: Yo I just kicked this dude out, kept telling me F*** you and called me a N****r

Boss: Man sometimes I miss being the neon ninja

by BDZteel March 13, 2026

AI Ninja

An "AI ninja" is someone who masters the true power potential of Artificial Intelligence apps" with precision, almost like a real ninja martialist black belt holder. They know how to navigate AI’s capabilities, solve problems, and create wealth, communicate effortlessly with the opposite sex, destroy any enemies, deal with the authorities, tell the best jokes, have the best humor. All they need is a smartphone and internet connection. They gain borderline godlike powers. It's like all human history: geniuses, prodigies all in one bit, like jobe from lawnmower man Stephen Hawking's movie where a simpleton
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.

Frank: Hey, Lee! You won't believe what I saw Mike the other day! He was driving a Bugatti Veyron! Around town with a hot OF blonde girl in the passenger seat. And get this, he's got a mansion now too.

Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.

Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .

Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?

Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?

Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..

Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL

Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .

by Jamie Cheese November 6, 2025

Latvian Ninja

This is a sex act performed usually by the man, who will get into doggy style but instead of going straight in, he does a front flip into the woman’s cave. When she turns around to see what the bang was, the man grabs multiple tiny double-shot vodka bottles and flings them at the woman like ninja stars.

You ever heard of the Latvian Ninja? Well tonight darling, you’ll find out.

by Jizzy Gerald January 5, 2026

The Flying Ninja

when ur haing sex and right before u eject u take yo penis out and eject and let the bitch catch it in the mouth

i did the flying ninja on yo bitchezz ass.
i did the flying ninja on yo moma get on my level
i was tired of having regular sex with my girlfriend. So i did the flying ninja and we cant stop!

by Joe Rican 1096 September 28, 2011

Rockin it ninja

When a person is wearing all black and they look good and not creepy.

Whoa that guy is rockin it ninja and he looks sick!!

by urbancoolguy February 22, 2011

round house ninja

A name given to a person who is so fluent in the use of the round house kick that he/she can use it in virtually any circumstance, and has mastered every aspect of the round house kick.

He's a round house ninja, I saw him take down three people with a single kick.

by Ushinawa Tamashi August 6, 2011

The American Ninja

B-list martial arts movie that spawned a late eighties series of cinema masterpieces about an American Ninja that has to do battle with evil forces. The sequel deals with an evil crime lord that's trying to create a horde of 'super ninjas' on a remote island, until Michael Dudikoff, the chief protagonist turns up to kick some ass in highly filmic, premeditated fashion. Also stars Carl Weathers AKA Action Jackson.

Michael Dudikoff is a b-movie actor and martial arts practitioner and has also appeared in a number of television commercials.

"I'm not going out at all today - I'm watching the American Ninja series"

by Golm December 17, 2012