December 2nd

the day social media decided that we all skip school😌
tik tok: http.brooklyn.g :)

barney: yo is there a national day on december 2nd?

betty: yeah! it’s national skip school day😌✌🏼

by your moms bean green casserole December 1, 2019

December 2nd

the day social media decided that we all skip school😌
tik tok: http.brooklyn.g :)

barney: yo is there a national day on december 2nd?

betty: yeah! it’s national skip school day😌✌🏼

by your moms bean green casserole December 1, 2019

december 25

Someone who looks like they would look nice but not all the time. Also they be born on the same day as jesus.

Becka: Hey did you hear about that one person who was born on December 25.

Jessy: No way I bet they get more presents than their siblings.

by When you born on Christmas December 1, 2019

December

Only fuck month, this is so that u can regain ur freedom from last month

this Month is december so that means we can fuck all we want

by Mechelle Obama December 1, 2019

December 2nd

December 2nd is the day where you can hug your crush/girlfriend/boyfriend. Go get em tiger

Person: Hey (name), um, so, it’s December 2nd would you want to hug?
Crush: Uh, sure?

by ido.notwork.forurban.dictonary December 1, 2019

December

Destroy dick December it’s the month after no nut November

Are u going to destroy yo dick in December??
Yup I waited a whole month to be able to do this again

by DLJ The Real December 1, 2019

December 4th

Steal a hoodie day

Britney: "Who's hoodie is that"
Maddie: "Josh's"
Britney: "Did he give it to you?"
Maddie: "No I stole it"
Britney: "Why?"
Maddie: "Cause it's December 4th"

by Fatcowmsredmond December 1, 2019