Milk

The thing your dad left to get all those years ago

Dad: Alright son, im just going to get milk, im going to be back soon!

Son: Ok Daddy, bye bye!

*7 years later*

Son: he still hasn't came back yet

by Dat was ALL me 😤 June 1, 2020

Milk The French Fry

To milk the french fry simply means to milk your penis. As is, milking the french fry, making yourself (or another person) cum by milking their penis.

"I'm gonna go home tonight and milk the french fry!"
"Oh, nice, I'd love to see that!"

by Crappychald123 June 22, 2018

Milk phone

When your phone battery gets down to 1% or 2%

Yeah buddy I'll give you a buzz here shortly.

You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!

by Maxwell65 June 3, 2019

Milk

Slang term for cum

Dillion Harper: Mhmm yea baby Milk my tits

by NigGa BiTch November 18, 2019

Milking the Cow

The act of jerking off four guys at once.

I hear lots of men are in to "milking the cow".

by Winnie The Dump April 21, 2017

Milk

when your mom or dad never comes back from the store

stef: mom went to get milk
sebi: shesh :/

by mMilkywWay February 13, 2021

milk and honey

"milk and honey" is a collection of poetry in one book. "milk and honey" is the most OVERRATED poetry book ever, all the art hoes buy it and say that its to fucking most amazing book ever. Milk and honey is a book for the 14 year old wannabe artist and tumblr girls who don't know any good poetry.

"omg KaREn I bought this poetry book "milk and honey" of amazon that I found on tumblr!! I'm SUCH an art hoe!!!!"
"Becky, I read that book like 3 months ago, u are so like the beginning of tumblr 2015.. smh"

by dolphin6699 December 30, 2016