thin mint cookies

A term used to describe a grain of marijuana

"Aye bro you got some weed?"

"He'll yeah I got them thin mint cookies weed kush grain

by BrazyRyan July 11, 2016

Christmas cookie

A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.

“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”

by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023

cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Circus cookie

Very good pussy, premier puss

Out of all of her friends she had the circus cookie

by Nxf1 November 13, 2020

Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Cream and cookies

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex

Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane

by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025

Sugar Cookie

A cat that goes into the neighbors yard and then runs back into its owner’s backyard to roll in dirt or sand.

“That little Sugar Cookie better come back here now.”

by Binkerman22 May 8, 2022