by That hoe Chelsea August 6, 2021
Get the Cookie Puddlemug. A stripper name for a nappy head add bitch tbh. Cookie is the bitch in the back with them 2 front teeth sticking out laughing hard asf....cookie also ain’t got no knees
Person 1: damn was was funny
Person 2: frr lmao
*loud ass cackling and stomping in the back*
Person 1: that must be cookies loud ass
Person 2: frr lmao
*loud ass cackling and stomping in the back*
Person 1: that must be cookies loud ass
by anonymous January 13, 2021
Get the Cookiemug. A cookie is a type of food that you can get by liking a youtubers video or subscribing to them.
"Cookies" on a website is actually data, when you say yes, you say yes to let the website sell your data.
"Cookies" on a website is actually data, when you say yes, you say yes to let the website sell your data.
YouTuber: Subscribe now to get a free Cookie.
Viewer: Ight why not?
Website: Do you accept our cookies?
Viewer: Sure, What can go wrong
Viewer: Ight why not?
Website: Do you accept our cookies?
Viewer: Sure, What can go wrong
by anonymous September 9, 2020
Get the Cookiemug. A shy but kind person. She loves to read and finds the dumest things funny. She is also extremely sexy and has a big ass. When she falls in love she falls in love deep. Also a ginger with long hair. The man that loves her will not be able to keep his hands off her.
by Dogcat123321 May 31, 2018
Get the COOKIEmug. 1A food which may be deemed "unhealthy," yet we enjoy consuming it on a regular basis anyways
2A woman's vagina
2A woman's vagina
ex1: bro i ate your cookie while you was asleep sorry
ex2: bro i ate your cookie while you was asleep sorry
ex2: bro i ate your cookie while you was asleep sorry
by a really cool dude December 10, 2021
Get the cookiemug. Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
Get the texas tea and cookiesmug. The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022
Get the Fortune Cookie NEWSmug.