Sam Mcteague

Also known as Mommy Mcheeks. Sam Mcteague is a thick puffy skinned boy who is know for sending paragraphs to women and having incest with his smoking hot sister Bertha.

"You know that Sam McTeague Kid?"
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."

by Bryce Raped Hannah August 14, 2018

Sam Kazi

Looool biggest capper in town 🧢

If someone say Sam kazi , Thats a Cap
Im a bout to put 15$ for the club , MOVIE! cap
Bro im on my way stay there ! Cap

by Jujuworld January 31, 2020

Sam pig

A big fat ugly pig like creature. It likes eating others from its species and human meat. Sam pig is an ugly creature.

Ewwww Sam pig is ugly!!!!

by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 3, 2019

Sam

Firstly not only a guys name.
The best person you will meet, will never judge and is very attentive.
She or he will be your life partner in many ways and will leave an impression on you so dont lose this person or they'll get snatched up by someone else and you'll probably get depressed.
Also hella freaky 😈

Oh my God I miss SAM.
Life is miserable without SAM to talk to

WOOOOOOOOW!! NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT KINDA FREAK IN BED 😝

by Sophielala November 22, 2021

sam

is a player

sam is a player

by gugh gtu k May 5, 2022

Sam Effect

By knowing and spending time with a Sam greatly increases how cool you are.

Have you seen Jimmy now? He’s been spending time with Sam and now he’s the coolest person here.

Yeah I know man that’s the Sam Effect

by Skywalker98 January 16, 2021

Sam

An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.

Oh no look its sam!

by 9692907 April 23, 2022