Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

Scranton punch

A Joe Biden powered punch to the neck scrotum (SEE: Neckum).

Did you see that 81 year old hammer that 77 year old in the throat crotch with a Scranton punch?!

by Dr. Lawrence Applesauce March 5, 2024

Punch the ale

To party hard

Friend: You going to Luke's tonight?
You: Yeah i might go and punch the ale a little bit

by Driveby_joker January 23, 2017

Tuna punch

a Punch in the vagina of a greasy person

Hey Dave go tuna punch Brooke it’ll be funny

by Aiether January 5, 2019

cyber punch

To punch someone technologically.

“I wish I could go through this screen and punch them but for now I’ll just cyber punch”

by jj2024 June 22, 2024

Tongue punch me in between my eyes

It means lick my unibrow

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt

by Shartonmydickdaddy November 3, 2020

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025