An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 4, 2020

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.
Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.
by Trayniac May 1, 2016

The sexual act of dipping your fist in cooking oil, followed by carolina reaper pepper flakes, and then finally shoving your whole fist in anothers anus.
The inmates only viable punishment was to be given a Carolina Muck Punch for his repeated misdemeanors while incarcerated.
by Borgus shmord May 10, 2025

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.
by xoyoungz November 19, 2007

by Killer Chimera Queen April 14, 2019

by jj2024 June 22, 2024
