not just a drunk homeless asshole, he's the king of the trash heap, clawing his way to the bottom with each swig of his cheap liquor... With no life he will drink and be homeless, until he commits a RayRay.
by SnoopyPi February 3, 2024
Get the michaeLmug. Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3
by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
Get the Michael Jenkinsmug. We cute we tight we 4L
Mikey has big oenis and caroline has tight oussy
I love #you #caroline - micheal
Guuu
Mikey has big oenis and caroline has tight oussy
I love #you #caroline - micheal
Guuu
Caroline and Michael
Person: did you see Caroline snd midheal togeyhher?
Me: ye i wish i had their relationship 💦😭😠
Person: did you see Caroline snd midheal togeyhher?
Me: ye i wish i had their relationship 💦😭😠
by CarolineandMikeylover😊 April 1, 2024
Get the Caroline and mIchaelmug. here we see a wild Michael anusursius is out on the daily hunt for women but then the Russell chadius comes and takes the woman and the Michael anusursius has to watch how the Russell chadius has victory over the Michael anusursius
the Michael anusursius is a failure
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahfhdjej April 22, 2023
Get the Michael anusursiusmug. by Bobster90 May 18, 2015
Get the Michael Leachmug. When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. A Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. He doesn't mind anything at all and goes with the flow. Michael will be naturally good at anything. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? A Michael is just perfect, they'll do anything for the ones they care for. They hate to be violent, but will do so if they had to for protection etc. Overall, Michael is the best person you will ever meet. If something is wrong, don't worry Michael's got your back.
NOT MY POST: credit goes to AlexThePotato
NOT MY POST: credit goes to AlexThePotato
Girl: I heard Michael has a crush on you.
Other girl: He does?! I have a crush on him too!
Girl: You're lucky he likes you. You have a chance to be with the best man ever.
Other girl: He does?! I have a crush on him too!
Girl: You're lucky he likes you. You have a chance to be with the best man ever.
by . .-.. ... . October 4, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. 